Terms Of Service

This page outlines what the terms are for using our service known as VGDB. The most up-to-date version of this "Terms Of Service" can always be found at https://vgdb.io/terms, obviously, because that's the page where our Terms Of Service is and where you "read" (aka skipped over and agreed to) it the first time, and why would we move it to anywhere else other than this page? We wouldn't do that. Why would we move it? What are you accusing us of? This Terms Of Service document will be known herein as just simply the "terms", because that makes it sounds cool and all those extra "Of Service" characters were really starting to add up and hurt our typing hands. These terms specify what you're allowed to do and not allowed to do (whether you happen to be an unregistered visitor aka "guest", or registered member aka "user"), when using the serviceeee. Oh by the way, these are all the following VGDB related things that the terms apply to and were written to be the governing document for: the VGDB Database, Online Store, Inventory Management, and iOS/Mobile Applications. Within the rest of the document, we are going to refer to these collectively as, the "serviceeee" (oooOOOOoooo. so, it's the word "service" but with 4 e's at the end to change things up a bit, which is the arbitrary string of characters we have decided to use for to refer to the things that the terms govern). The terms specify, in writing, what you can/can't do from your use of the serviceeee. Got it? It's not that complicated. Good.

Whether or not we allow you to access and use the serviceeee is under the condition that you agree to, and are using the serviceeee within accordance of these terms that we have painstakingly thought up and typed out one day while we are bored and had nothing better to do. We can update the the terms at any time simply by updating this document, and we don't even tell you that we updated it! In fact, we wont. So, please continue to check back often to see any of the other stuff we may have decided to put into the terms one day and typed up quickly, which you and everyone else using the serviceeee is bound by and has automatically and unknowing agreed to. It is your responsibility to continue to periodically check back for all the latest dank content and updates to the terms, irrespective of whether or not you have things better to do with your time. These terms happen to apply to all human beings that may use the service, whether they be unregistered visitors (aka "guests") or loyal die-hard VGDB fanatics with a registered account (aka "users"). By accessing and using the fantastic serviceeee, you are bound by the terms. If you may happen to disagree with any part of the terms, then you may not use the serviceeee because we do not give you permission to. If you happen to use the serviceeee even if you happen to disagree with any part of the terms, you are in violation of the terms, which is an act so vile and despicable that it would cause our delicate feelings to be hurt. In the unlikely event that you do not agree to all of the wonderful things that we typed out and put into our fantastic terms, then we kindly suggeset for you to write your local Congressperson or other government official a sternly written letter about it so that maybe it could get changed and then you could use the serviceeee again within bounds of the terms. We may terminate, or suspend your access to the serviceeee at any time, immediately, with OR without (yup), any prior notice, or warning, for any reason, whatsoever, including but not limited to as possible reasons we may give: "because we felt like it", "we woke up on the wrong side of the bed", and/or "idk lol", and/or even without any reason given whatsoever if we for some reason didn't provide a reason (badum ching), without limitation, but ESPECIALLY if you breach these terms, and/or if you smell bad, and/or if you have a raging case of highly contagious genital herpes, and/or if we don't like your stupid ugly face.

Limitation Of Liability

Okay, here's the important part where we state that we have no liability and take absolutely no responsibility whatsoever for anything that can possibly go wrong, in this universe or any parallel one, ever, from any of your use, or anyone else's use (whether real or imagined) of the serviceeee, which we copy-pasted from some site and then CTRL+SHIFT+F'd the name real fast to quickly replace all instances of whatever the previous stupid name was to our own awesome name... so don't even think about trying to sue us, bucko, we already thought of that, and we're WAY ahead of you, like always. However, we would also like to quickly state that whenever things may happen to go right, that you would please kindly give VGDB all the credit for it, but that's at your discretion, and we don't require you to give VGDB all the credit for things going right by the terms, but it would stroke our egos so please kindly do it. Okay, here's the thing: IN NO EVENT SHALL VGDB, ITS OFFICERS, DIRECTORS, EMPLOYEES, OR AGENTS, BE LIABLE TO YOU FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, PUNITIVE, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES WHATSOEVER RESULTING FROM ANY (I) ERRORS, MISTAKES, OR INACCURACIES OF CONTENT, (II) PERSONAL INJURY OR PROPERTY DAMAGE, OF ANY NATURE WHATSOEVER, RESULTING FROM YOUR ACCESS TO AND USE OF OUR SERVICES, (III) ANY UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO OR USE OF OUR SECURE SERVERS AND/OR ANY AND ALL PERSONAL INFORMATION AND/OR FINANCIAL INFORMATION STORED THEREIN, (IV) ANY INTERRUPTION OR CESSATION OF TRANSMISSION TO OR FROM OUR SERVICES, (V) ANY BUGS, VIRUSES, TROJAN HORSES, OR THE LIKE, WHICH MAY BE TRANSMITTED TO OR THROUGH OUR SERVICES BY ANY THIRD PARTY, AND/OR (VI) ANY ERRORS OR OMISSIONS IN ANY CONTENT OR FOR ANY LOSS OR DAMAGE OF ANY KIND INCURRED AS A RESULT OF YOUR USE OF ANY CONTENT POSTED, EMAILED, TRANSMITTED, OR OTHERWISE MADE AVAILABLE VIA THE SERVICES, WHETHER BASED ON WARRANTY, CONTRACT, TORT, OR ANY OTHER LEGAL THEORY, AND WHETHER OR NOT THE COMPANY IS ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES. THE FOREGOING LIMITATION OF LIABILITY SHALL APPLY TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW IN THE APPLICABLE JURISDICTION.

You specifically acknowledge that VGDB shall not be liable for any content, and/or the defamatory, offensive, or illegal conduct of any third party that may happen to be using the serviceeee, and that the risk of harm or damage from the foregoing rests entirely with YOU.

You will use the serviceeee in good faith only, and will not try to do it any harm or anything wrong/bad to it whatsoever, or wish for its ill and/or demise, in any way, whatever.

Ok, that's it for the terms for now. We'll add more cool stuff here later when we figure it out that you will automatically agree to without knowing the instant we push the changes to the live production site. Thank you in advance for agreeing to whatever we may happen to add to the terms at any point in the future.

Here's when these fantastic terms were last updated: . KTHANKSLUVUBYE<3